tastefullyoffensive:

Best man on the job.

tockthewatchdog:

it is so funny how life is just whatever. it’s hilarious. life is so regimented all the way through high school and then after that you just do literally whatever it’s all just whatever. you’re like “should i do this?” and everyone you know is like “just do whatever” absolutely incredible. that can’t be real

loisfreakinglane:

demasc:

if you think “power of friendship” stories are bad you’re stupid and you’re just jealous because edgy grimdark stories are trite and painfully boring. this post was made by good writers gang

#everything should be solved with friends and love#maybe dogs also

itsthighnoon:

straight ppl: you only like soldier 76 just because he’s been confirmed gay :/ 

me, who didnt give two shits about jack snoreison until i found out he liked men about an hour ago:

facts-i-just-made-up:

sheersocklover:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Stop casting adults as kids in movies! Reblog if you agree!

Daniel Radcliffe is only 27! Figures don’t lie but liars do figure!

Daniel Radcliffe is in his 40s. You’re thinking of his father, Alan George Radcliffe, who is now 27.

petiitelavande:

How come there’s never enough space in hot topic? Why do I always have to shimmy between a rack of band merch and anime shirts just to get to the back? I’ve never been in a hot topic without having to engage in combat with a tattoo-sleeved 20 yr old just to get past the rhine-stoned backpacks. Is the merchandise just so emo that they can’t contain it all?

punksandcannonballers:

sometimes i really hate how much influence tumblr has had on me bc i cant listen to you’re gonna go far kid, an unironic bop, without the mental image of jon arbuckle worming around and dancing to it

doshirakqueen:

john: haha its alright! i used to think i was straight too!

jade: i dont like straight people……… but i still respect you!!!

rose: “straight”? what the hell does that even mean? sounds like a made up word

dave: oh okay. im not heterophobic! my friend is straight actually

jane: dont be silly! everyone knows straight people arent real!

jake: oh….. thats………. unfortunate

roxy: thats not what your mom said last night lol

dirk: *fucking kills you with his anime sword* 

yuhkidemers:

Congrats to everyone on the Spidey team! It was an honor to work on this amazing project alongside you. Anyone can wear the mask, and we proved it last night!! .

setheverman:

markv5:

Добытчик

spikenards:

aturinfortheworse:

you know that harry potter quote about unicorn blood and like “you have slain something pure and defenseless to save yourself,” i have just a note  about that, a small detail to consider is that, uh, they’re horses with spears on their heads. if you know anything about horses or spears…

#me designing the most pure and defenceless animal: #im just gonna strap a long knife to the second evilest domestic animal

breakingisabella:

deannatroibolton:

A few weeks ago a 15-year-old called me “Grandma” for being able to remember when the first Twilight film came out, and I still haven’t mentally or emotionally processed this

tag the age u were when twilight came out (2008) i was ten